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My Culinary Masterpiece: In which I describe the ingredients for creating my culinary masterpiece
Posted by Rabbit Stu, Apr 7, 2009. 4975 views. ID = 2523

My Culinary Masterpiece

Posted by Rabbit Stu, Apr 7, 2009. 4975 views. ID = 2523
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My recipe begins with just a smidge
Of things I find left over in my fridge;
A bit of tartar sauce, a pickled beet,
A cup of curdled milk and myst'ry meat,
A chunk of cheddar cheese that's green,
A bit of coffee grounds, just for caffeine.
I mix in sugar, eggs, three cups of flour,
Then set the timer for a half an hour.
The smell that gently wafts throughout my home
Is like the sweet bouquet of fresh-turned loam.
My mind is dizzy with the happy thought
Of this, the masterpiece that I have wrought.
Oh, how I do adore my Easy-Bake,
So come, my friend, and have a piece of cake!

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Comments


Laura
Apr 7, 2009
I'll pass, thanks :-D
   ~Posted by Laura, Apr 7, 2009

Jeff Howe
Dec 9, 2009
A very funny, light-hearted piece of mostly iambic pentameter. Enjoyed it much.
   ~Posted by Jeff Howe, Dec 9, 2009

MissAnnie
Jun 11, 2011
No thanks! : )
   ~Posted by MissAnnie, Jun 11, 2011



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